Confessions

When I "grow up," I want to be a clerk in a court. It's such a cushy job. My father was telling me about his jury duty over dinner, despite certain legalities stating otherwise, and I've decided I want to be a clerk, as long as I am not required to attend law school. If I do ever decide to attend law school, I'll then become a teacher, to continue the Michael O'Donnell phenomenon. (I don't care if Julius says his kid is ugly)When I was four, I wanted to be an exercise instructor. We have many home videos of me jazzercising. It was cute, okay? I was four, and I essentially lived on a trampoline. I also performed Channukah shows, with a full score. "OOOOOOOOOOOH, the Macabees marched, and they marched, and they marched...." Not to mention my occassional appearances as a "whirling dervish." Nobody seems to appreciate the true genius behind these home movies.I learned to play an Eminem song on the piano. I don't listen to rap. I don't like Eminem. I hate Eminem. Goo played me the song from her mix tape in the car the other day, and the chorus has been haunting me since. So I sat down to the piano, and now I can play it -- incredibly simple chord progression. G#m, E, F#, B/F#. There, now everyone can play it. I'm so ashamed.I like Emily better than I like Alice. (theater inside joke -- that's Emily Skinner and Alice Ripley)My Camry does not have a "-mobile" name. It's current name is Gavroche, so called because it's small, and Gavroche is a tough little guy. It was inevitable that my car would be named after a character from a musical. What was I supposed to name it, the Javertmobile? Or how about the Velma Kelly-mobile, or the Yonahmobile, or the Iola Stover-mobile. People from musicals have strange names.I listened to "Eating Raoul" today, during my morning commute. I almost swerved off the road from laughter. WHY DOES THAT SHOW EXIST?I don't like cheese fondue. Guilty as charged.I wrote down a whole list of confessions during C-block today, but managed to loose them. It's a shame, because they were far more amusing than the ones above. Such is life. If I find them tomorrow, by some stroke of luck, I shall type them up.~Jenn