Returning to the Ideal Husband

I had another conversation with a friend of mine, Joseph [JSY], about husbands. JSY: What? Women pay bills? Isn't that why they get married?JENN: That's why *I'm* going to get married.JSY: Is that your only criteria?JENN: I'd also like him to be nice, and someone with strong morals who does not abuse substances recreationally -- and moderately attractive. We've already established that this man does not exist.JSY: Oh, yes, he does!JENN: Really.JSY: He's Ken Doll.JENN: One more criteria: does not wear plastic underwear.JSY: Some people have fetishes, you know. JENN: I'd also be a little suspicious of lace.JSY: That's blatant discrimination. So you don't want to marry a flaming queen?JENN: I'm not a big fan of fishnets, either.JSY: I guess this means he shouldn't wear more make-up than you.JENN: As long as it's discreet.Well, I found it amusing. I stay up too late talking to JSY. I was full-fledged insane last night at Bickford's. Everyone at the table kept giving me icy glances, except for Katy, who kept saying, "*chortle* We really don't spend enough time together!" Who is it that hates the word 'chortle,' I can't recall.I'm attempting to make this the shortest entry in the recent history of man. Have a great 3-day weekend, all!~Jenn